In a cover story with the April issue of British Elle, fabolous fortysomething Jennifer Aniston spills the beans on her secret desire to become a Bond Girl and explains why there were no heroes in her 2001 divorce from Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt.

“No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over,” she tells Elle UK in the April issue. “I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story.”

On a more upbeat note, the actress also revealed that she is a big fan of super-spy 007.

“I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig!”