Jason Schwartzman’s Already Working On Ways To Embarrass Unborn Child

Jason Schwartzman — star of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World — has finally explained that creepy porn ‘stache that has him looking like a rejected extra on the set of Debbie Does Dallas.

It’s the first public embarrassment for his unborn kid.

Schwartzman and wife of one year Brady Cunningham are expecting their first child this winter.

“I have this moustache, and the reason I have this moustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache,” Schwartzman — whose acting credits include Rushmore and The Fantastic Mr. Fox — told ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel this week. “Growing up, it embarrassed me,” he said of his late father, producer Jack Schwartzman. “I’m expecting a child in December … I decided to grow out this moustache, so when we take photos … my boy or girl, whatever it is … they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child.”

Jason’s tot will join one of Hollywood’s most prolific acting clans.

Schwartzman is the son of Rocky actress Talia Shire, the nephew of acclaimed filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, and the cousin of actor Nicolas Cage and director Sofia Coppola.

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