File this one under Janice Dickinson, Sitcho’ Ass Down!

Michelle Obama may have impressed some of the world’s most cultured fashionistas enough to earn a spot on Vanity Fair Magazine’s 2008 Best-Dressed List, but our nation’s potential next First Lady has a little to learn about threads before she can impress the World’s First Supermodel.

When quizzed on her thoughts about Mrs. Obama’s Best-Dressed Accolade, Janice Dickinson, never one for keeping her surgically-altered trap shut, told the New York Daily News:

“Oooh, she made a best-dressed list; whoop-ti-doo. Michelle should stop trying to emulate Jackie O and choose an American designer to establish her own way of dressing. Since her husband is talking about change, she should change the way she dresses. I’d be happy to assist if they had the balls to call me.”