No more going commando for Britney Spears. Papa Spears is making sure that Britney doesn’t pull her legendary movie of flashing her hairless vajay-jay while she’s on his watch by running routine “panty checks.”

“Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out,” a spy for The National Enquirer reports.

Brett, the latest in a series of “Britney Assistants,” has taken on the task of reminding the star to wear a bra.

“Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”

Brillant idea. Now if we could just get someone to do something about that hair….