Jamie Lynn Spears Wedding $500: Casey Aldridge Jamie Lynn Spears $500 Backwoods Wedding

April 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment · Tagged as Casey Aldridge · Jamie-Lynn Spears

Hee-Haw! Millionaire child star Jamie Lynn Spears is spending $500 on her upcoming shotgun wedding to construction worker Casey Aldridge. While recent rumors stated the young couple would tie the knot at big sister Brit’s Serenity estate, new reports claim Casey has come up with the idea of backwoods Louisiana redneck wedding, complete with possum and squirrels, Walmart wedding bands, and a $15 wedding gown from KMart.

“Casey’s only 18, but he is very practical. He doesn’t want anyone to spend much money on the wedding. He’s country boy…and he wants the event to be memorable in a way that money can’t buy…Casey says he wants music for the wedding provided by a cheap, battery-operated radio, tuned in to his favorite country station.”

Celebrity moles at The National Enquirer claim Jamie Lynn has settled on a duck-hunter camouflaged wedding dress made out of a Kmart plastic poncho and camouflage shorts.

Oh Dear God.

According to The Enquirer rumors, Casey and Jamie will marry in the hayloft of a local barn, with twenty-five guests, including friends and immediate family in attendance.

Both bride and groom will be barefoot-and they’ll ask guests to remove their clodhopper for the ceremony….The bride will wear a fanny pack to collect “IOUs” that will be offered by a wedding guests instead of cash or checks.”

“The men will bring their own shotguns and shells, which won’t be a problem since shotguns are in nearly every household in that part of the country,” The Enquirer source claims.

“It should really be a hoot! I can’t wait to see this!”

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That was a kickass article. What do I do now?

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Angie // Apr 3, 2008 at 10:46 am

“Hee-Haw!”

Funny!!!