See, I’m 43. They’ve had birth control pills for longer than I’ve been alive. A few weeks ago, I learned that condoms date back centuries.

And yet Jamie-Lynn (and in fact, a fair percentage of Western women) can’t find the brains to avail themselves of modern technology. They can’t remember to take the pill, and apparently in the heat of the moment, they can’t be counted on to remember to take five seconds to put a condom on the guy.

You can be in favor of or against abortion, but frankly it should never reach that stage. Only the most devout Catholics don’t use birth control: I was married to a Catholic woman for 13 years, and trust me, she and all her Catholic friends used birth control.

Any girl who asks can get the pill very inexpensively. Anyone who walks into a drugstore can walk out with a box of condoms for almost nothing.

To not have the brains to be able to do either one of these things is just plain STUPID.

Forget being yet another skanky member of an incredibly skanky family. Jamie-Lynn spears is just plain STUPID.