Kentwood, Louisiana is preparing to become he barefoot with one tooth Pregnant Teen Capital of the World. The natives down in Jamie Lynn Spears’ hometown just don’t get all the hoopla is about when it comes to the sixteen year old’s currently occupied uterus. Apparently, in Kentwood, teens conceive and birth crotchfruit all the time.

“No one can understand why the media is making such a big deal over Jamie’s pregnancy,” local Mandy Knight told OK! Magazine. “That’s normal for people around here … her pregnancy really isn’t so shocking.”