Tomfoolery at its finest: Former model Jamie Jungers (One of the blonde skanks photographed above….) was crowned “The True Mistress” of Tiger Woods during professional crap talker Howard Stern’s Tiger Mistress Beauty Pageant on Wednesday morning.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant was composed of two parts. The ladies took part in a swimsuit competition, with two-piece bikinis as the expected attire. Phase One was followed by an interviewed segment. Jungers wowed the Stern audience by dishing the deets on everything from the size of Tiger’s golf balls (Hint, Hint….) to what the supposed sex addict enjoys between the sheets. Jamie walked away with a cool $75,000 cash prize, provided by AshleyMadison.com, the website dating service that touts itself as “the place for Married Dating.”

The runner-up and winner of a $15,000 prize was ex-VH1 reality star Jaimee Grubbs — the brunette trollop who was on the receiving end of the golfer’s now infamous “It’s me, Tiger….” Voicemail.