Paris Hilton says her “life will be over” if she goes to jail.

Parasite faces up to ninety days in prison if found guilty of violating the terms of DUI-induce probation.

A snitching source tells the Brit press: “Paris says if she goes to jail, even for just a day, her life will be over.

“She knows she’ll lose a lot of work if she gets a reputation as someone who has done time. Her whole career is based on her image and maintaining a fan base - she has nothing else to rely on. She’s petrified.

“She’s the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She’s been crying a lot, especially when she’s been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart.”

“She’s missed two club appearances in the past couple of weeks. People in the industry are taking her less seriously and she doesn’t feel like she’s Hollywood’s Golden Girl any more,” the source added.

“She’s more alone than ever before right now and this could be one situation she can’t charm her way out of.”

Is that all we have to do to get rid of this bitch? Lock her up!