J-Lo’s ass to get much, much bigger

So she’s having Marc Anthony’s baby. I can only presume. She hasn’t changed men in a while, so he’s a safe bet.

She hasn’t fessed up just yet, but Jennifer Lopez has cancelled her up coming concert tour without explaination, and reports say that she has been spotted with a small bump on her belly (which is how the rest of us look normally, but I’ll let it go).

I once read that Jennifer insured her famous ass for $4 million. I wonder if that includes childbirth…
All I’m saying is look at the size of this ass.

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