Jay-Z and Beyonce are quashing engagement rumors, says TMZ.com. But sources do say they’re still crazy in love. By that, I mean the song “Crazy in Love.”

Interviewed by Ellen Degeneres, Beyonce said any rumors that they were engaged were just that … “big fat rumors.”

The TMZ article also states that Beyonce wants to win a Grammy, a Tony and an Oscar. That last one may be an uphill battle when you put that “Austin Powers” movie into perspective … and also her utter lack of acting talent.

But at least you still have your mediocre singles, right Beyonce? Oh, and your boyfriend, cause all he needs in this life of sin is him and you.

While I’m at it, you can start making jokes based around his or her lyrics. Here, just fill in the blanks. It’s like their _________________________________________. (Jokes may not include “not guilty (of being engaged) so throw ya damn hands up.)