Hottest Student Bodies: Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks

March 22nd, 2008 · 39 Comments · Tagged as Popular Culture

In honor the NCAA tournament, the greatest sporting event known to man, Pop Crunch has ranked the top 50 universities by the attractiveness of their women.

This might seem like an easy job, but I can tell you after sifting through thousands of pictures of hot girls that it … really is an easy job and a lot of fun to boot. A lot of things went into these rankings, including the attractiveness of cheerleaders, the locations of the schools (the sunnier the better - hot girls gravitate towards warm weather), and the popularity of tailgating/drinking/partying. But mostly these rankings come from the gut, as Stephen Colbert would say, the only part of your body worth trusting.

Enjoy, here are the Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks:

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39 responses so far ↓

college forum // Mar 25, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Nice write up!
Dan // Mar 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Playboy’s hottest schools is way more accurate. Duke? Seriously? Duke?! What are you smoking? Have you ever heard of UCF? Just under 50,000 students, 60% of which are female. Some of the schools on here are dispicable. However the top 5 were not bad, although USC is way more money and deserves #1. Do some real research next time! Tighten up your roll you teeny boppin’ celeb-following degenerates.
Lock it up.
DB
Friendo // Mar 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm

This list and its author lost all credibility when it became apparent that the University of San Diego (a.k.a. University of Spoiled Daughters) didn’t even make the “top 50.”

Poorly played.
Univ of Delaware // Mar 25, 2008 at 3:10 pm

THE GIRL IN THE NORTH CAROLINA PICTURE GOES TO UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her Name is Amber and she won Collegehumor.com hottest college girl contest last year.
Get your facts straight
WHAT? // Mar 25, 2008 at 3:34 pm

How can you take an article like this seriously when you have left out the beautiful ladies of Texas Tech? I mean come on.
Fred // Mar 25, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Sluts are us!
Jeff // Mar 25, 2008 at 6:09 pm

The girls pictured for the University of Alabama do not attend Alabama, they go to U.A.B. They are also not that attractive.
Gaucho Loco // Mar 25, 2008 at 7:03 pm

Are you kidding me? Where’s UCSB?
BS // Mar 26, 2008 at 12:47 am

You’ve got to be kidding me. UCLA in the top 10? Cal in the top 20? And no USD or UCSB?

By the way. They say 9 out of 10 women are beautiful. The other 1 out of 10 go to Stanford. And they made this list. Boooooooooooo!
eratik // Mar 26, 2008 at 1:17 am

where’s smu?
youAREaJOKE // Mar 26, 2008 at 8:07 am

TEXAS TECH schould be in the TOP 5. This list is a joke…the BIG 10 is a joke.
SMU and TCU should also be in the top 25.
Hwkeye // Mar 26, 2008 at 9:46 am

This is a joke. Purdue chicks can hardly even be considered to be females; let alone in the top 50.
Big Don // Mar 26, 2008 at 9:49 am

I’ve been to a few of these schools. ASU definitely deserves to be up there as does USC. But Cal? Guys at Cal go to other schools and say they wish they had hot girls. The craziest absence, however, is SDSU. I may be biased, but one walk on campus or nearby will show you that it has the highest number of hot girls in the nation. And USD should be on there too.
Burnsy // Mar 26, 2008 at 10:10 am

Have you been to USF? Better yet, have you been anywhere in Tampa that doesn’t charge money to watch women disrobe? Your gut has horrible taste.
JT // Mar 26, 2008 at 10:35 am

I have to agree that Cal shouldn’t be in the top 50 and not including UCSB and either San Diego school (state or UC) is a crime against list making… UCSB is a particularly bad omission.
Rob // Mar 26, 2008 at 11:41 am

This is an outrage. Walking around Texas Tech and Texas is a joke when it comes to attractive girls. Texas Tech kills it. And that isn’t a knock on UT. I figured when the contest said “Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks”, that it would actually mean that. They must have just gone to the 50 most well known schools and ranked those. Duke and Stanford?! Wow.
Tim Case // Mar 26, 2008 at 11:44 am

UCSB is#1 easily, and you jackasses missed it. You have to walk hours on that campus just to even find an ugly girl, seriously, the applications require headshots. I call bullshit on this list.
Jon // Mar 26, 2008 at 1:48 pm

I agree, UCSB and Texas Tech should be in the top 5….terrible list. Duke should be on the bottom 50…unless your into chicks that look like soccer moms at 18. ; /
DICK // Mar 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Most southern males know that the hottest girls go to College of Charleston, which is nearly 70% female
JOE // Mar 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm

How is San Diego State not on this list? They have the best looking girls in the state of California by far, which should easily put them in the top 10. I have partied at ASU, SDSU, USC and UCLA, and I would take the Aztec girls hands down. This is a well known fact out here in Cali.
Hunter // Mar 26, 2008 at 7:34 pm

This list is terrible. Texas Tech isn’t even listed and they should easily be in the top 5. Even the girls they posted for the University of Georgia at #9 go to Texas Tech. see for yourself http://i29.tinypic.com/33z3a4x.jpg
thatguy // Mar 26, 2008 at 10:34 pm

allll i know DUKE you guys were smokin something DUKE wtf get of here lol all they have is 18yr olds who look like ugly soccer moms LOL and the pics u had were still ugly LOL come on man UMD is way better than duke and duke got better than them and theres alot of other schools like JMU UVA
Gamecock Tripp // Mar 27, 2008 at 7:49 am

Lots of SEC schools in the top 10 which is about right but there are some big question marks on your list which I can give a first-hand account of since I’ve been to/played against several of them.

Duke, Vandy, Tennessee, Ohio State, and UNC have no reason to even be in your top 100. Been there and done that several times and most of the chicks at these schools could easily pass as men with a simple wardrobe change. At Duke, Vandy, and UT you can tailgate, go to a game, and go out to the bars afterwards and see one here and there worth looking at. We (South Carolina) played OSU in two Outback Bowls and I think out of 30,000 fans there both years there were maybe 3 or 4 I would say were “hot.” The rest looked like lumberjacks with funny accents. UNC? I was in Chapel Hill last October and we openly discussed after the game that we were very unimpressed with what we saw in the female student body. LSU should probably be in the top 50 but they’re way too high. LSU chicks are white trash swamp rats that wear too much makeup and spend $50 a month on hairspray. If you like your women a little on the trashy side then Red Stick is the place.

From personal experience, your top 5 should be Ole Miss, UGA, UF, South Carolina, and Auburn. You will need a neck brace after visiting these schools since you will be turning your head all day checking out the hottness and it never stops. I’m not talking about a couple of 8’s and a 10, but a constant stream of 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s . Clempson, Alabama, and Kentucky should be somewhere in the top 20 but a lot of KY girls have that LSU big hair thing going on too. Very 1994. Yall need to go back and rework your list. You didn’t do nearly enough homework.
TAGZILLA // Mar 27, 2008 at 8:54 am

After having spent the entire day at Auburn yesterday on a recruiting trip, I can safely say that they are ranked way too low here. OMG do they even wear clothes at that campus? WOW!
DJR // Mar 27, 2008 at 9:39 am

ASU has the hottest women.
Garcia // Mar 27, 2008 at 10:30 am

Indiana Univeristy may be the most underappreciate Hot Chick school on earth. While I will agree that the Arizona schools, and some So Cal schools should be ahead of IU (USD, where ya at?), that fact that the trolls that riddle Purdue’s campus are ahead of Indiana befuddles me.
pickle // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:18 pm

TCU over SMU? Thats crap
Andre // Mar 27, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Quick question: Where’s UAB? Where’s the diversity?
Texan // Mar 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

TCU over SMU isn’t crap. TCU has a lot better looking chicks than SMU.

The fact that NONE of the Texas schools made the Top 10 makes this ranking a joke.
Lafanzo // Mar 27, 2008 at 5:49 pm

To leave out UCSB and San Diego State is a shame, and to leave out these two and Texas Tech is complete ignorance. USC is only front loaded with hot cheerleaders and sorority tail, but once you get to the heart of the student body the hotness factor drops way off. UCSB and San Diego are way more deep….also you’ll be lucky to find 3 hotties in a CAL G.E. Sociology class of 800.
Chase // Mar 27, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Stanford, Duke, and Berkeley are on this list? What a joke.

San Diego State, USD, and UCSB need to be on there.
Richard "the dragon" McSteamboat // Mar 28, 2008 at 12:07 am

This list misses so many plays. The top 15 or 20 should be predominately schools from the SEC, Cali, and Texas (not A&M). The fact that Tech and SMU were left off is absurd, and TCU deserves to be ranked higher. Someone ought to be kicked square in the nuts for ranking Purdue ahead of Indiana. Babyarm…
Lincoln // Mar 28, 2008 at 11:26 am

That UNC girl may have won a contest, but she is making the worst sexy-face i’ve ever seen. Stop trying so hard.
Oh yeah, IU, WISC, and IOWA are that only Big Ten schools that deserve to be on the list.
Kim // Mar 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm

UF girls are the laughing stock of Florida. Why are they rated so close to FSU ( which is properly ranked) . UCF,UM,USF should’ve been ranked instead there instead of UF.
UCF Girls R Ugly // Mar 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm

UCF? That toilet in Orlando? Ugliest girls at any school in Florida, bar none. Hell, even Pasco Hernando Community College (where Burnsy is in his 9th year of study) has better looking chicks.
TomCat // Mar 31, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Ya’ll are fools arguing Tech vs Texas UCSB and San Deigo State areI GUARANTEE YOU better looking than the Pasty, Flabby, and Depressed women of Washington and Oregon. Notice the entire Pac-10 made it What a Joke.
Bill // Apr 1, 2008 at 9:46 am

Where’s the University of Delaware? I’d put Delaware girls up against any big conference school. By the way, the girl for #8 UNC goes to Delaware.
PopFlop // Apr 1, 2008 at 11:41 am

Obviously whoever put this list together has never been to college. Also, the pictures selected as “hot” make this list a joke.

The Indiana picture - Nasty
Nebraska picture - Ugh… Omaha Steaks look better than them
Purdue - The fatty on the right, c’mon.
Iowa - Two whores that couldn’t get into University of Illinois, probably from Naperville, IL (wait, that’s half the female population in Iowa City)
Michigan - Ann Arbor is a whore. And she is Ann Arbor.
Vanderbilt - Have they heard of tanning beds down there?
Duke - She better make a lot of money
Utah - They all have the same husband.
Michigan State - Not even close to hot.
UNLV - Those are strippers, not college students. I bet they suckered you into the Champagne room.
USF - Does the mother on the left have a trailer parked somewhere in Tampa? She’s not even a milf.
Alabama - The girl on the right has thunder thighs. You can’t even see a knee cap it’s so bad.
Kansas - Future Wal-Mart cashiers

Save yourself the embarrasment next time, and let someone else put this list together.
WOW // Apr 2, 2008 at 3:40 pm

wooww this list is a joke. UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE has ridiculously hot girls. The girl from UNC goes to UDEL!!!