Holly Madison Doesn’t Trust Hugh Hefner Fiancee Crystal Harris

Someone’s looking a little green — and it isn’t the cheap jewelry. In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Holly Madison hates Hugh Hefner’s new fiancee.

Imagine that.

These days, the former No. 1 lady in Hef’s Harem of Hotties has her own problems. Holly’s been ordered to trim down or risk expulsion from her smash Las Vegas burlesque extravaganza, Peepshow, but she can’t help but be “concerned” about the octogenarian that she once dreamt of marrying.

Uh-Huh….

Madison is worried that Hugh’s new love, 24-year-old blonde whippersnapper Crystal Harris, will “break his heart” after he made the “hasty decision” to propose to her. As Goss Gawkers will recall, Holly, 32, dumped Hugh and his lifetime supply of Viagra two years, after he made it clear he had no plans to marry her — ever — or have more children — ever.

So imagine Holly’s surprise when the ex announced his engagement to Crystal over the holidays.

She insists she isn’t jealous — Uh-Huh — just geniunely concerned that an old flame may be being taken for a ride.

“I’d like to see Hef settle down. I just want it to be with the right person, and I feel like he’s making a hasty decision. I’m not sure Crystal is the best thing for him,” Holly tells Life & Style Weekly.

“Crystal hasn’t been around very long – she’s a mysterious character. No one knows much about her. Plus, she’s very young, probably too young to settle down,” Holly surmises.

“I’ve seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. I don’t think it would be a bad idea for him to get to know her a little better. I think it’s possible Crystal could break Hef’s heart. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money.”