Hillary Clinton Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten List-May 5th, 2008

10. “We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.”

9. “Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!”

8. “Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7. There’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?”

7. “232 years and not one cookie shortage.”

6. “TiVo.”

5. “Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.”

4. “Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?”

3. “Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?”

2. “Is this the part where I say, ‘Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!’?”

1. “Apparently anyone can get a talk show.”