Heidi Montag tried to freestyle during her appearance on MTV’s Total Request Live on Monday. Nelly gave her an “A for Effort-” that’s nice guy speak for “You Suck!”

Yo, yo
I got Heidiwood
I’m wearing it all day
I like it, so what do you got to say
You got apple bottoms, what
You know what’s going up
Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing
You know what I like to say
Everyday, I’m in New York
It’s all good this way