Break out your blindfold and grab some Brain Bleach — We’re about to see a whole lot more of Heidi Montag.

The newlywed will appear in an upcoming edition Playboy, Access Hollywood sources revealed on Thursday.

Reports that Heidi and her new hubby, Spencer Pratt, were in discussions for a Not Safe For Life nude centerfold in Playboy first surfaced last month. In Touch Weekly first learned that the scheming stars of MTV’s The Hills were trying to land a $500,000 deal with the House That Hef Built.

Tattles expect flicks of Heidi’s naughty bits to go live in the July issue of the landmark men’s mag.

We have one thing to say:

Dear God,

Why?