Heidi Montag Miss Universe 2009 Performance VIDEO (“Body Language” LIVE)

The world pointed and laughed as Heidi Montag Pratt made her transition from irrelevant reality star to irrelevant wannabe pop tart during NBC’s live broadcast of the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant at Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas on Sunday night.

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The Hills villainess that audiences love to hate took the stage for a performance — her first-ever –of the ill-received single “Body Language” and we can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it!

Say what you will about Mrs. Pratt, but the girl just patented a new breed of dreadful. Congratulations, Heidi!