How would you like to smell like the women who married Spencer Pratt?

So her Heidiwood clothing line didn’t exactly fly off the shelves, but that hasn’t stopped The Hill’s Heidi Montag from streamrolling ahead with plans to hawk her own signature fragrance in cooperation with the Home Shopping Network.

On a more positive note, her perfume can’t possibly stink as much as her music…..

Heidi’s been in the lab diligently working with chemists on several feminine scents she plans to sell on the shop-at-home cable network, blabbing informants tell In Touch Weekly.

A pal says: “Heidi has always wanted to do her own fragrance. This is another one of her dreams come true. She lives a charmed life.”