Heidi Montag Album Sells 658 Copies
In what has to be an all-time record, Heidi Montag’s debut album, Superficial, has debuted to abysmal numbers.

The pop-inspired LP sold just 658 copies in its first week of release, according to Nielsen Soundscan. This certainly won’t be good news for Heidi’s accountant. The Hills star is so intent on becoming the next Britney Spears she practically bankrupted herself producing the set.
“….I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality … (But) I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history,” she told EW last week.
Written by Castina on January 20th, 2010 | Tagged as: Heidi Montag,Today's New Music







On January 20th 2010, Danielle wrote:
hahahaha I fuckin lol'd
On January 20th 2010, Justin wrote:
There is hope for humanity yet! (minus 658 of us)
Her and her husband have to be among top pieces of shit on the planet. Maybe now they'll start getting the hint.
On January 21st 2010, truth wrote:
JUST GOES TO SHOW THE ARTIST IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC OF ANY MUSICIAN DOESNT "SELL ITSELF" LIKE THEY HAVE U BELIEVE. SHOWBIZNESS IS A POPULARITY GAME. TOO BAD HEIDI AND DOUCHEBAG SPENCER DONT REALIZE THEY AT THE BOTTOM RUNG, LOL.
On January 21st 2010, CaptDangledoo wrote:
Wow should have saved all that money on boob jobs tummy tucks facelifts butt tucks skin sanding and ass faceing for your bank account you suck and your husband sucks and your music is sad. take a leap. scuzzy.
On January 21st 2010, Steveo wrote:
How sad.
On January 21st 2010, Lorka wrote:
Seeing those numbers…
I might just buy one out of pity
On January 21st 2010, meh wrote:
Money can still not buy talent.
On January 21st 2010, haha wrote:
well, there you have it! money does not the music maketh!
just goes to show, you may well be able to pollish a turd, but it's still a turd!
On January 21st 2010, Marvin wrote:
I'd never heard of Heidi Montag before reading this. That quote is shocking both in it's stupidity and in how full of herself she is.
On January 21st 2010, Mike in Seattle wrote:
I could have paid off my financial debt, put myself through a Master's degree, and bought a house…all with the $2 Million she wasted on that album.
And we wonder why the economy is crap? Just look where the money is flowing. Into the garbage chute, and down to the incinerator.
Dammit…
On January 23rd 2010, Nim wrote:
XD
This made my day. Serves her right.
You can't pour ALL your money into trying to be Britney Spears. You can't just simply WANT to be Britney to become like her, or else every teenage girl on the planet would be famous singers.
Has this article made it onto Failblog yet?
On January 23rd 2010, Is There Hope Yet? wrote:
Britney Spears album? Quality? Ah-ha-ha-HA! LOL.ROFL. Heidi did name her CD right. It's SUPERFICIAL. It's long time for her and others like her to go away and let real entertainers take over.
On January 24th 2010, Huh? wrote:
What I want to know is, Who are the 658 people and why did they spend money on this waste of space?
On January 25th 2010, jk wrote:
Well, those are 658 more copies than I thought she could sell, maybe she bought them for herself?? I don't think anyone could be stupid enough to buy that crap, right?
On January 25th 2010, Shealita Babay wrote:
shes a faggot
On April 11th 2010, craig bookter wrote:
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a loooong time!!!
On May 7th 2010, Stinkinmypants wrote:
I bought 658 copies. I’m her weird uncle.
On July 17th 2010, Romersa's Protege wrote:
Who the hell’s Heidi Montag when she’s at home? She shouldn’t pour so much money into any project when too few people have heard of her for it to be a success!