Harry Potter’s Penis

February 22nd, 2007 · 50 Comments · Tagged as Daniel Radcliffe · Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe, the child actor who brought literary child wizard “Harry Potter” to the big screen, shows off his “Barney” for his London stage debut in the revival of Eqqus.

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50 responses so far ↓

  • jose // Feb 26, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    hola harry potter es un amigomuy buena onda y quisiera que fuera gay

  • jenny // Mar 6, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    !

  • jenny // Mar 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    look who is not circmised

  • Jake // Mar 9, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    It’s a fake because he is cut, not un-cut.

  • Janet // Mar 12, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Yeah, Jake, I heard it too that he is cut. It’d be better to submit his original body, with his original dick. My boyfriend is cut too, so I love that kind of dick. I really want to see it, because I really like him and I have always wanted to see him “really” naked, ever since he made his first film. :)

  • Sam // Mar 17, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    HOT!!!!!!

  • vsdfkg // Mar 24, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    He is nice.. it makes me wanna be gay :p

  • Robert // Mar 26, 2007 at 4:50 am

    He is carzy

  • caitlyn // Mar 30, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    i want to suck it so bad

  • BBgurl // May 23, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    You gus are so wack!!! lol its sooooo little and definately not what I expected it 2 look like. caitlyn ur gross and all you people are obsessed searching his package up on the internet. I kno who am I 2 say but hey ma friend pulled it up and showed it 2 me and i was in such shock that i had 2 comment. hey i aint dissin nobody but yall needa find a hobby and get a life cuz it isn’t fair or nice to violate anybody and exploit them all over da net like this. my bad i take that back…he did that himself when he decided 2 take da pics in the 1st place. lol. sorry folks :D

  • Frank King // Jun 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    i sota like it . he makes me feel gay. i wana du him su bad. i have dreams about it. BBgirl, yu is right. Is he gay? i hope he is. i wud be happy!

  • zanvane // Jun 18, 2007 at 12:56 am

    wtf!!! its so small.da/m……..!!!!!!!!!!!!! i find that realy nast… shit he has
    to be gay,because how is he sopost to get a girl to like him if him if he dosen’t have enuff dick to feal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! da/m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i think he woold be enbarest to even loke at himself in the mear,because
    of that thing, letalone public. realy all i can say is that, shit he is fucking gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

  • taylor // Jun 18, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    zanvane, you need to learn how to fucking spell, you dumb bitch! You could’nt spell even if your life depended on it.

  • dy // Jun 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    humongys penis gosh

  • Raychel && Kayluh // Jun 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    You’re all gay as fuck. Its a penis.

    Its not the size its how you use it.

    HARRY POTTER NERDS.. We came for the free dick.

  • zanvane // Jun 25, 2007 at 10:28 am

    taylor ur mom is a fucking dumb bitch. wanna start somthing??? name a place and a date so i can kick ur parry (look it up biatch) dumb ass. FUCK U!!

  • BuenaBella // Jun 25, 2007 at 10:38 am

    I agree with bbgurl…anyway i can’t believe that’s him!!! it has got to be real. one question 4 yall…how da hell do you - jake and janet- know dat he’s uncut….yall had better know him personally. lol. ooh and taylor how da hell can u call zanvane dumb? hello we online and online people abbreviate and shorten words just like some ppl do when they speak slang and stuff. 2 me taylor u sound like a dumbass and if u wanna start something and get pissy mad..aw well! tough luck DUMBASS!

  • nicky // Jun 27, 2007 at 6:57 am

    i am so happy i i love harry potter and i love hs dick he is so hot hot so i love hes games for thea wii and i am so so so so happy and i min happy but i that hes dick was bigr

  • auburncharlie // Jul 13, 2007 at 7:44 am

    it doesn’t matter if it is real or fake. the boy is as hot as they come. for janet -n- jake, most of ur english guys are uncut so unless you have seen it for ur self don’t believe it when they say he’s cut. plus uncut dicks grow to a very large size when hard. trust me as a gay man i’ve seen plenty of them and had a few.

  • Joelle // Jul 17, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    im in shock! how could he do that! in front of so many people! so many little kids see him as the guy who plays harry potter. ugh! im dissapointed in him. i thought he were better than that. if he wants to be know as someone other than harry potter cant he at least pick a role where he keeps his frekin pants on!?

  • Corey // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    ha…. he wishes he got to screw emma ive been there ive fucked emma i went to brittern no long ago and meet emma watson and mode love to her she found me so atractive im the same age as he boy she look great nude im acturly going back there at the end of this year to meet up with ill go 4 some more how great suck shit 4 u fuckers have got into a celeb

  • vinay // Jul 23, 2007 at 1:13 am

    discustting

  • MINImE46 // Jul 24, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    corey u know ur bitch-ass never fucked or did anything with emma. it isn’t nice to spread rumours…tsk, tsk, tsk. wat would ur mama say?

  • anonomous // Aug 9, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    WHY do any of u CARE about daniel’s penis anyways.
    Its smaller than a girls and he sucks
    so STOP LOOKING 4 HIS PENIS.

  • John // Aug 9, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    I am cut too and when I am flaccid the little bit of foreskin that I have left often comes down over half the head of my dick, just as Daniel’s does.

  • paris // Sep 9, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    gnrhrhjnrhryf

  • X // Sep 10, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Parry Hotter and the Odor of the Penis…

  • leeanasofine // Oct 18, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    lol harry potter and the order of the penis. so hilarious. dang im hot now

  • noncivilised-eye // Nov 4, 2007 at 5:40 am

    I have nothing to say about Daniel Radcliffe’s penis, myself… Although I was a bit surprised at those of you who denounced the picture as a fake, because you “know” that Radcliffe is circumcised. How could you possibly know that? Did he show it to you? And if the picture is fake, does it really matter? After all, what entitles you to the view of his physique, anyway?

    The other thing I noticed about this page, the thing that really made me shudder, was the terrible spelling and grammar. Please, people, speak the language. You are not made cooler by replacing normal words with horrible slang. It’s an assault on the mind and it makes you sound ignorant.

  • SHUT UP!!! // Dec 2, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    see all you little fucked up girls and boys that keep going on about sucking this guys dick and being like “OMG!! its big…its small” SHUT THE FUCK UP! All the little pathetic boys and girls that are like “ohhh this turns me on, and even worse when you all go on about how much you are maddly in love with him” hes an actor for fuck sake! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! you guys really need to get a hobby… or in fact just a life!!! i mean dont get me wrong, im a huge fan of harry potter, but it takes it to such a shallow and pathetic level when you simply type in an actors name in google and this comes up. Leave the poor boy alone!!!

  • jinkee // Dec 27, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    hey…..daniel its my so damn……..is that your bootie its so small like others so big……i hope someday i’ll touch that…..awwww…

  • ali // Dec 31, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    hahaha i love anal.
    i just love itt =]

  • djriz // Jan 3, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    eeewww!!!!!. his dicks luk kinda fat.
    and to corey “nevr talk about me friend emma like that again.

  • taylane // Jan 14, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    penis grosso e assim que eu gosto,

    penis gostoso o do harry potter

  • Yo Momma // Feb 9, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    okay y’all. give it a rest. yes he is hot, we know, so stop saying it. and like… all of you ppl who are like speaking in like weird i don’t even know language quit we can’t read it!!!! and also. L E A R N H O W T O S P E L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY. thank you. oh yeah, again harry potter will always be the clothed guy who eventually does ginny! ha ha to you all!

  • MEASTY POO // Feb 20, 2008 at 12:21 am

    bwahahahaha whata ugly cunt….

    harry potter is the uglies cunt going round….

    bro all u people are dikheads its a fukin dik u make it sound like hes the only one thats has one

    bwahah hes a chat cunt!

  • Cletus T Lee // Mar 15, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Americans are the only whitemen left who mutilate their dingdongs. Brits don’t do it. That’s his real dong.

  • TOTALY ME! // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    I am with BBgurl! She is totaly right! Everyone is so totaly wack! TOTALY!

  • TOTALY ME! // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    I think that SHUT UP is totaly rude! She shouldn’t be so mean to you people! I totaly want you all to change but she is being totaly harsh on you! It is totaly rude!

  • TOTALY ME! // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I can’t believe that some of you totaly sware! It is so totaly rude!

  • Mature for my age group // May 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Did any of you guys take into consideration that A; he isnt erect so those of you saying he’s small think about that, B; it takes alot of guts to act on stage infront of alot of people, C; it takes even more guts to act in the nude, and D; it doesnt matter if he’s circumsized or not, its still a dick, a prick, a cock, a penis, a one eyed trowser snake, a will, a john tomas, anyfreaking name you want to give the god blessed thing. ITS JUST A PENIS GROW THE FUCK UP!!
    19, Mo.

  • davis // May 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    lights camera ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tay // May 23, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    I’m always shocked how many young immature girls still don’t know that a penis is considerably smaller when flaccid.

  • Lindsey // May 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    First of all, this pic is probably fake, but if it is not here are a few ground rules. He is a normal size, probably about five to six inches erect, which is average. plus he might be bigger than that, some penises are considerably larger once they are fully erect. and after a certain size it is not so pleasant anyway. Its like trying to shove two foot long hotdogs down your throat, or in other places. really some people need to learn about this stuff.

  • barbi // May 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    i have always loved black dick more anyway.

  • Ryan Fowler // Jul 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    You guys are all fucking idiots. All I can see on this board are a bunch of unintelligent retards who cannot spell worth crap! Anyway, I fucking hate you all, and I want you all to fight me, bitches! Contact me anyway you can! I love Dan and I want that delicious looking cock. Mmm! I’d love to chew on that foreskin! FAGS WILL RULE THE WORLD! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

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  • mikeyj // Jul 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    hes not very big is he he looks about 3/4 inches. even im much bigger than that and im only 15

  • Chrissi Jonsa // Jul 27, 2008 at 4:41 am

    Oh mann ist der klein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wateva // Aug 11, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Im sure he’s not gay. He fucked that girl remember.He’s penis wasnt erected so of course its small I mean he’s on stage heaps of people are watching him. by the way this is to all you homo sexuals: GET OVER HIM HE’S STRAIGHT.

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