With the wounds from her bitter divorce from British director Guy Ritchie still prominent and rumors that her alleged lover, pro slugger Alex Rodriguez, is now dating actress Kate Hudson heating up the gossip pages, it’s no wonder the Material Girl is feeling a little down in the dumps. And that’s exactly why BFF Gwyneth Paltrow spent thousands of dollars during a shopping spree at Agent Provocateur last week-splurging on lacy underwear and sex toys-in a bid to tickle Madonna pink.

According to The London Paper:

“Gwyneth just wants to see a smile on her face – hence the sexy underwear and toys.”