Producers of the hit teen drama Gossip Girl are debunking recent rumors that a Sapphic love story is in the works for the show’s resident Upper East Side high schoolers, “Blair” and “Serena,” portrayed by noted young actresses Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, respectively.

“That’s insane. No, we’re not planning anything like that,” a show insider scoffed to E! when quizzed on the Gossip Girl lesbian storyline whispers.