New website Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo “If sanjaya wins, I will… ,” leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

“If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard.”
Rating: A+

“If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex … forever.”
Rating: F

“If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon.”
Rating: B+