Paris Hilton’s got to have “Faith” or consider car service more often.

Overseas, longtime Brit pop star George Michael pleaded “not guilty” to charges of marijuana possession and being “unfit to drive” — even though he was passed out in the driver’s seat.

On Sept. 30, worried motorists alerted police authorities when they saw Michael slumped over the wheel of his Mercedes, according to news reports.

Even though it’s Michael’s second time getting caught stoned (the first was in February 2006), the artist got off lucky.

Other “unfit to drive” celebs, not so much.

Mel Gibson walked away with a new reputation for anti-semitism (though new flick “Apocalypto” is making a killing at the box office).

For Nicole Richie, a drug possession charge is just the latest in a slew of cursings — the actress-singer just finished an eating disorder rehab stint and almost lost her cat.

All of which prompted her to pay big bucks to a spiritual cleanser to remove the bad voodoo.

(If only they’d hex those big sunglasses).