Somebody get George Clooney an Oscar. The veteran actor and “Ocean’s Thirteen” recently sounded off on the heiress’ recent legal troubles, accusing her of using “cheap tricks” to maintain her inexplainable celebrity status.

“You can only get so far without discernable talent – then you either work, or use cheap publicity tricks to keep the public’s attention,” George fumed.

“Paris has no reason to complain if she is on the end of bad publicity.”