File this one under Not Safe For Work, Life, or While Eating; there’s a Gene Simmons Sex Tape! GenesSecret.com is offering up filthy taped romp it claims features the KISS frontman in a number of uncomfortable positions with a blonde other than main squeeze Shannon Tweed.

What is Gene’s Secret? Actually, it’s a WHO, and she is a hot little Austrian babe, named Elsa. She is a model, and one of the Frank’s Engery Drink Girls, a brand which Gene endorses (apparently to fuel his sex drive.) Elsa and Gene party like rockstars, and we have it all here, EXCLUSIVELY on GenesSecret.com.