File this one under Not Safe For Work, Life, or While Eating; there’s a Gene Simmons Sex Tape! GenesSecret.com is offering up filthy taped romp it claims features the KISS frontman in a number of uncomfortable positions with a blonde other than main squeeze Shannon Tweed.

What is Gene’s Secret? Actually, it’s a WHO, and she is a hot little Austrian babe, named Elsa. She is a model, and one of the Frank’s Engery Drink Girls, a brand which Gene endorses (apparently to fuel his sex drive.) Elsa and Gene party like rockstars, and we have it all here, EXCLUSIVELY on GenesSecret.com.

VIEW THE GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE HERE