Falcon Heene, the Colorado boy whose parents claimed he’d been carried off in a homemade balloon as part of an elaborate publicity stunt last week, innocently blurted out, “Who the hell is Wolf?!” during an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on Larry King Live last Thursday night. How cute…Check out the charming clip, below:

Six and already swearing? Sheesh, I didn’t start that until I was 10 (I kid, I kid….) What a sad excuse for parents! This kid’s in serious need of an ass-whoopin’. Obviously the storm-chasing daddy has been a really bad influence on these little brats, teaching them to lie and curse. Perhaps a good lesson can be taught to them by throwing him and his “runaway balloon” in the state penn for about 5 years.