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What Your Facial Hair is Telling Women

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This post is in collaboration with Holy Taco. All information used with their explicit permission.

You may think that you look macho and rugged whereas women might think that you look more like a homeless person or a garbage collector (not that there is anything wrong with the latter, they provide an important service to society). Our friends from OnlineDating.org have provided us with this handy cheat sheet so we can all groom ourselves properly.

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Written by Cowboy on October 20th, 2010 | Tagged as: Popular Culture


7 Responses to “What Your Facial Hair is Telling Women”

  1. On October 20th 2010, mjllj wrote:

    I think moustach’s and beards are out of style – haha

    But these people take things very seriously – lol

    http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/category/teams/usa/

  2. On October 20th 2010, simon wrote:

    I can’t grow a beard because i’m a horse

  3. On October 20th 2010, Mr. Mustache wrote:

    What the Hell. Since when was the mustache not facial hair. You put the damn soul patch in but ignored the mustache. I am pissed

  4. On October 21st 2010, redBeard wrote:

    and if you have a fat double chin, adding a goatee really makes you look like a douche bag. It’s lke drawing a big “O” for a big black marker in the middle of a paper plate. It only adds emphasis to your fat, round face. Dudes, just say NO to the goatee.

  5. On October 22nd 2010, Old Goat wrote:

    @Hammy, Gerard Debussy, and Johnny Wickham…

    If you had looked at the bottom of the infographic, you would see that Holy Taco is given credit as a source.

  6. On October 22nd 2010, Jason wrote:

    Hold on…of course there is the possibility that the author resold the story. Care to comment, PopCrunch?

  7. On November 4th 2010, john wrote:

    I do have some facial hairs, like the thin strap and I think it suits me very well. Many girls loved it. :)
    any girlfriend of your will want you back if you break up. try this site, I’ve read some good stuffs there, funny though. http://iwantmyboyfriendback.net/articles/

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