Facebook Pulls Alleged Child Bride Courtney Stodden’s Page

Alleged child bride Courtney Stodden, who says she’s 17 but SO isn’t, has apparently had her Facebook page pulled. Again.

Maybe saying she’s underage while posting borderline-porn photos of herself in bikinis and lingerie might have something to do with it?

Nah. She’s just being “bullied.”

That’s according to Krista Keller, Courtney’s mom, who’s outraged. Not at her daughter’s inappropriateness — Keller did, after all, give the thumbs-up to the then 16-year-old Courtney marrying a creepy man 34 years her senior earlier this year — but over the “bullying” she feels Courtney is enduring.

In an interview with E! News, Keller said:

“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content. There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.

“A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off! When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out … She’s just too sexy for Facebook!”

For what it’s worth, Stodden’s official website links to a Facebook page that is — for the moment — still active.

But if it’s pulled again, blame all those jealous women! Women who are jealous Courtney isn’t even 18 yet but already looks like a 40-year-old who spent her youth wearing clear heels and hanging upside down on a pole and maybe did a few adult films and then spent some time in rehab for a nasty drinking problem or perhaps a sex addiction or something because yes, that’s what women are jealous of these days.

It’s also charming how her mother has no problem with men gawking at her (alleged) underage daughter. I looked 20 when I was 15 — and believe me, if it’d been legal, my parents would’ve shrink-wrapped me in black garbage bags until I was 18 just to stop creepy old men from having impure thoughts at the sight of me.

But then again, it was a big deal for me to be allowed to date a 19-year-old when I was 16. When Courtney Stodden was that (alleged) age, her mother was happily agreeing to let her marry a 50-year-old man.

Maybe Krista Keller should give Dina Lohan a jingle. I bet they’d be besties.

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