Evening Crunch Crumbs: Jon Voight Obama Open Letter; Lawrence Taylor Indicted On Rape Charges; Sex Talk With Khia

-A power outrage in his Los Angeles studio on Monday night forced Jimmy Kimmel to tape his ABC late-night series with the webcam on his laptop. Check out the full show in clips uploaded to the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” YouTube channel!

“You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead:” The Best of the Worst of Bionic

-Adam Sandler on The TODAY Show

-Jon Voight pens an open letter to President Obama. Yawn!

-Hollywood veterans Don Mischer and Bruce Cohen will produce the 83rd Academy Awards

-Women find suspected homicidal maniac Joran Van der Sloot simply irresistible. Are the pickins’ that slim, Singletons?

– Lawrence Taylor has been indicted on charges of sexually-assaulting a teenage prostitute in a New York hotel last month. The NFL great, 51, allegedly had sex “with a 16-year-old female at the Holiday Inn hotel” in Ramapo, New York on May 6 in exchange for $300 dollars, Rockland County prosecutors say….

-Khia Welcomes Us To Her Sex Room: “Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It’s good when he’s giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he’s not intimidated…”

The phrase “Gurl No!” springs to mind…..

-2Pac’s 1995 anthem “Dear Mama” has been honored by the Library of Congress….

-Behind The Music: Jennifer Hudson airs on VH1 Monday, June 28th at 9 PM ET/PT.

-Another sign of the recession: A Connecticut news anchor collared for shoplifting — from Sears…

-Flattering swimwear for any body shape….

-Funny how quickly finances get depleted when you abandon your family for skanky coeds. Tiki Barber cries “broke.” The world screams, “Bitch, please!’

-Troubled country star Mindy McCready talks a comeback with The Early Show

-George Allman undergoes successful liver transplant….

-Are you a comic book fan? How about having your hometown featured in a new Superman serial?

-25 Things You Never Knew About Blondie….

-Apple’s all out of white iPhones…

-Erectile dysfunction? Yep, there’s an app for that….

-The 30 Funniest Police Blotters of All-Time….

-Living at Disney World isn’t a dream anymore….

-This is what happens when you select roommates with the help of Craigslist: A South Carolina man stabbed his roommate after the man had the brazen audacity to complain about his loud lovemaking…