The year couldn’t go out on a worse note for Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. First, there are those rumors that French catwalker Alexandra Paressant has been shaking her Laffy Taffy all over E.L’s husband, San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker. And now the actress has been accused of wearing a padded bra.

A National Enquirer spy claims Eva’s pouty new bust should be attributed to NuBra, a breast enhancer with self-adhensive silicone bra cups.

“Eva is not well-endowed. But she’s found the perfect push-up bra to make her look voluptuous.”