Forget your lying eyes, Eva Longoria Parker will have you know that she is still a size 0, thank you very much. The Desperate Housewives star is setting the record straight about her plans for motherhood (or lack thereof) and her much buzzed-about weight gain in the November issue of Allure.

“I never went up a size!”

“…I’m not pregnant. I just got rounder.”

Eva adds, “I’m still a size 0.”