Elisha Cuthbert is the latest Women’s Health cover girl—-and the latest in a long line of celebs who stir clear of Google alerts.

“I don’t check,” the 24 star tells the mag, which arrives on newsstands this Tuesday. “In fact, I don’t read any Internet stuff. It seems like a dark and evil place. I mean, I don’t need to know that Joe in his basement in Nebraska prefers Jessica Alba.”