Just call her “Elisabeth Open Mouth & Insert Foot!” Just a month after her conservatism prompted her to make some seemingly sexist remarks about stalking victim Erin Andrews, The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck is back in the news after courting controversy over her views on late-in-life lesbianism.

Let’s just say the Meredith Baxters of the world are none too pleased with Hasselwack’s assertion that a male obsession with younger women has driven would-be cougars to the nearest labia. You see in Lizzie Land women turn to other women because there are no available men.

Oh Elisabeth, it takes real work to make Sarah Palin look like the smartest Republican with a vagina, but it appears you’ve managed to trump asinine remarks like: “I read all newspapers…” and “I can see Russia from my house….”

Is it possible for someone to actually have an IQ of negative zero? If so, I think Elisabeth just earned a gold in the Idiot Olympics. The phrase “Gurl, Good Damn Day!” springs to mind. Someone willing to say something like that on national television cannot possibly have any common sense or gay or lesbian friends. Elisabeth, please invest in Rent-A-Lez or something such service before opening your flytrap again.

Panelist Joy Behar seemed the most taken aback by Elisabeth head-scratching logic, blasting the remarks as “ridiculous.” (Somebody get this lady a gold star!)

“Being gay is not just holding hands and walking through the tulips,” Behar argued. “I don’t think you suddenly wake up one day and say, ‘Oh, I wanted to do that.’ You wanted to do it, but you were just trapped in a system that has just said, ‘get married.’”

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