Take a listen to What We Want, a track by Spitzer hooker/aspiring singer Ashley Alexandra Dupre. The words Flaming Hot Mess, spring to mind.

“After the first play, a lot of the reaction was negative,” Sharon Dastur, program director of New York’s Z100 (WHTZ-FM) says of Ashley’s track. “But after the second play, it became, `Play that song again,’ and `Hey, that song’s not bad.”

Oh well, she could always become a stripper.