Mr. Billions of Moneybags, Donald Trump has been left umimpressed by two of the most celebrated Hollywood Screen Sirens of the Modern Ages. The Donald has branded George Clooney ‘short.’ According to the real estate and casino magnate, Angelina Jolie ‘no great beauty.’

The sixty-one year old believes his role as owner of a series of beauty pagaents (and his never-ending stampede of barely legal wives) certifies him as an authority on ‘What’s Really Hot.’

“One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him.” He adds of Jolie, “Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. “I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss. Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not,” the billionaire told Larry King Live.