The cat is out of the bag for wafer-thin Lindsey Lohan.
I don’t think any of us were surprised at her admission of being bulimic and a drug user.
But I was really hoping for something less obvious.
Bulimia is so 70’s. So Karen Carpenter.
But all kidding aside, I saw that video about her parents and it was pretty intense. No acting there. Clearly some pain going on there. But she’s also one of Hollywood’s most popular IT girls. Lot’s o’ pressure comes with all that stinkin’ money. Anyway she’s blaming said puking on her destructive relationship with her dad, and her break up with also so 70’s Wilmer Valderrama. Lohan was hospitalized for an asthma attack earlier this week, but we all knew it was more than that.
But two cheers for Saturday Night Live’s Lorne Michaels for confronting her about it. During the conversation, she says, “I just started bawling. I knew I had a problem, and I couldn’t admit it. I saw that SNL after I did it. My arms were disgusting. I had no arms.”
There’s been already a number of Lohan transformations as we’ve watched grow up on screen. There are a number of creepy fan sites bordering on psychotic that document her at every stage. Personally I liked ruddy, healthy, busty Linday. She’s totally beautiful and there’s no one out there with her flavor of classy read head. Most recently gossip has paired her with Keanu Reeves. All I know is if her aim is to stop hurling, he’s not the best choice. Dude.