As if Disney doesn’t already have enough homegrown porn stars in its own backyard (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Adrienne Bailon. Take your pick.), the kiddie studio/brothel is reportedly courting hotel heiress Paris Hilton for the role of pint-sized fairy Tinkerbell in the upcoming live-action family film of the same name.

“Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president,” a Page Six insider blabbed in Thursday’s paper. “Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”