Dina Lohan is a Twittering nutjob…

Lohan Family matriarch Dina Lohan took to her Twitter blog early Wednesday, where she launched a bizarre rant against a hotel housekeeper, who she accuses of assaulting her…..with a towel.

The reality TV stagemom spouted off in a series of strange postings on her Twitter this morning, complaining after the venue she is staying at only provided her with two towels.

“I dialed the operator and she just transfered me to housekeeping but i am being ignored and DISCRIMINATED once again! someone PLEASE help……” Dina wrote, beginning a series a weird Tweets that would continue for more than two hours.

Dina later returned and accused hotel staff of tossing a towel at her so hard that her skin was bruised….(We don’t make this stuff up….)

“I WAS JUST ASSAULTED BY HOUSEKEEPING STAFF SHE SWORE BACK AT ME AND THREW THE TOWELS AT ME I AM IN SHOCK I THINK THE TOWELS LEFT A MARK ON M….” the star of E!’s Living Lohan wrote a short time later.

The phrase “Bitch, Please!” springs to mind, but let’s see what else transpired.

“i need a camera IMMEDIATELY to document my injuries from this RECKLESS woman how dare she! i am shaking will someone provide me with a camer…..”

Moments later, Dina wrote: “being held HOSTAGE in my room, I fear the woman who assaulted me and swore back at me is in the hallway screaming in a strange language…..I don’t condone violence but she swore back at me and ASSAULTED with the towels am I to defend??? I am gentle but a beast when you turn me..”

After a small army of fellow Tweeters chided Dina for getting so worked up over a towel, she angrily signed off by saying: “I would like to see you all get towels thrown VIOLENTLY at you and see how much it assaults you do not JUDGE me my injuries sustained are HO…”

WTF does “my injuries sustained are HO” mean?