Aww man. Reports are in that Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend of 5 years, Fabrizio Moretti, have gone belly-up. Sources say that The Strokes drummer, 26, isn’t really into the whole Hollywood lifestyle. Uhh, ok. They’ve broken up a couple of times in the past, leaving us all to wonder if this one will really stick or if it will be a whole Ross / Rachel kinda breakup.

Fab has moved out of their apartment in NYC and undoubtedly into his own place ($5 bucks says it’s somewhere in the East Village or W-burg). Drew happens to appear on the cover of February’s Harper’s Bazaar, so my advice to Fabby is to stay out of the supermarket checkout line and go cry on a big bag of Strokes money.