Danny DeVito’s Advice to Newlyweds: ‘Bang a Lot’ [VIDEO]

A newly-blond Danny DeVito made an appearance on “The View” on Tuesday, and he had some X-rated advice for Sherri Shepherd and Joy Behar, both of whom got married over the summer.

DeVito’s been married to “Cheers” spitfire Rhea Perlman for almost 30 years, so Elisabeth Hasselbeck asked if he had any sage wisdom for the newlyweds.

“The thing is, you’ve gotta f*** a lot. Bang a lot, do a lot, get a lot of banging going on … just do it … do it in the road, do it on the floor, do it in the bathroom,” he said.

“There are other things you can do, too. You can do sex all different kinds of ways,” he added.

Then he hilariously pointed at the notoriously prim Hasselbeck. “You know that, right?”

“The up way, the down way, the front way, the back way, inside out way,” he continued. “You’ve gotta use a lot of oil though.”

The exchange is pretty funny, but now I can’t stop thinking about DeVito and Perlman doing the nasty.

So, yeah. Thanks for that, Danny.

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