“Dancing With The Stars” Porn Parody

And you thought the 90210 porno was disturbing: David Letterman, David Hasselhoff, and Lindsay Lohan are among the celebs being spoofed in a new X-rated feature produced by Hustler and inspired by ABC’s smash reality dance competition, Dancing With The Stars.


Trailer Slightly-NSFW!

This Ain’t Dancing With the Stars XXX sees fiery adult film star Scarlett Fay as real-life trainwreck Lindsay Lohan — who seduces her dance instructor — and Otto Bauer as Hasselhoff, who sexes up the dance floor with raunchy tango.

“Beneath the polished glamour and glittering elegance, these wild celebrities are ravenous sex junkies,” a spokesperson for Hustler Video said this week, shrugging off any suggestion that parodying the popular series — and the host of C-Level celebs that frequent it — may be inappropriate.

Synopsis: Dancing so sultry, so sexy even The Judges can’t resist! Watch sex-hungry stars work up a sweat on the dance floor, then satisfy their lust backstage. Hustler dazzles the senses with a dirty Disco, a sex-crazed Country & Western and a hot-and-tempting Tango. With parody celebrity impersonations like David Letterman, David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff and our favorite little train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, anything can and will happen in this hilarious spoof…..

This Ain’t Dancing With The Stars is available now….