When glamour queens marry country kings, the world wants to know. So when Nicole and Keith wanted a bit of peace to prepare for their wedding (just around the corner!) they had to do something. The choice of these international sex symbols? Send the nosey photojournalists some nice beer and a note that doesn’t actually say, “Would you just piss off?” They are much nicer than me, but then again, Keith is a good ole boy, or the Aussie equivilent. Maybe he just wants to make them his friends!

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