Countess LuAnn “Money Can’t Buy You Class” VIDEO Premiere

In Today’s “Bitch Please!” Report, we have a Real Housewives whose is in Real Denial about her vocal talents…or lack thereof. Who says a woman with the voice of a chain-smoking drag queen can’t sell an album? The Real Housewives of New York City’s LuAnn de Lesseps has not only inked a record deal — she’s released her own music video!

Might want to break out the earplugs…

LuAnn’s video in support of her debut single “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” is not only chuckle-inducing, but also Exhibit A in the Case of The Record Industry vs. Autotone. Apparently, money can’t buy you talent, either. Of course, that hasn’t stopped a techno-themed label from throwing their support behind The Countess. The Bravo reality star — who lives by the mantra “Elegance Is Learned” — has inked a deal with Ultra Records – home to electronic / dance hitmakers Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, David Guetta, and Morcheeba.