Stand By Me? Hardly! After seven years of marriage, Susannah “Susie” Sprague filed for divorce from former child star Corey Feldman last week. The one-time Playboy centerfold has cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. In the Oct. 22 court filing, Susie requests legal and physical custody of the couple’s 5-year-old son, Zen, as well as spousal and child support from her soon-to-be ex.

In October 2002, the couple wed — nine months after meeting at a club — in a ceremony officiated by MC Hammer on The Surreal Life .

Corey — best known for his performances in ’80s teen cinema faves Goonies and The Lost Boys – has long credited his wife and son with helping him break free of a downward spiral of depression and substance abuse.