Do any of these people have friends? Or even a mirror at home, perhaps? Everyone should have at least one person in their lives who prevents them from going outdoors dressed like a fictional character from a seventies sci-fi flicks. Take Christina Tolisano, for instance. She showed up for her Idol audition decked out in full Star Wars garb. The self-professed “dork” then spent what seemed like hours rambling on about how she didn’t make it through to Hollywood because “everyone else wore makeup.” The expression Lame Excuse springs to mind, but whatever you say, Christina.