A traffic jam on I-495 is no exercise for not getting Christina Aguilera to her show on time. A required police escort to and from every performance is just one of the odd backstage demands buried in the award-winning singer’s concert contract.

Because “under no circumstances is Christina’s vehicle to encounter any delays during traffic” promoters hoping to hire the pint-sized powerhouse for a are forced to foot the bill for law enforcement escorts, who are will speed the star through traffic and to her engagement jwithout so much as having to stop for a red light.

According to Star Magazine, other Aguilera backstage must-haves include ten bottles of water (no Evian), “original Malt flavor” Carnation Breakfast Mix, and Flintstones Vitamins.

Environmentally conscious and concerned about “the state of our environment,” Christina has reportedly banned the use of plastic and Styroform at her concerts.