You Tube’s ‘Leave Britney Alone!’ rant (Passionately performed by Britney Fanatic Chris Crocker with a dedication to all the ‘Bastards Who Don’t Appreciate All Britney Has Been Through’) has been viewed 2 million times in less than forty-eight hours. And now Chris’ crocodile tears are coming to CNN and ‘The View.’

“Leave her alone,” he wails, “you’re lucky she even performed for you bastards.” Chris, a nineteen kid from small-town Kentucky, is an aspiring actor.

“I made the video in the heat of the moment. She needs to hear someone sticking up for her. Even people who stick up for her don’t do it to the extent that I want to, I’ve been a fan since I don’t remember, and I wanted to fulfill my duty,” the Boy George look-a-like tells ABC News.

“I’m not delusional. People are making all sorts of excuses, saying her heel broke, or MTV couldn’t afford the insurance for the magic act she wanted to do, or she heard [host and comedienne] Sarah Silverman’s jokes about her. I don’t care why she screwed up,” he said.