Chris Crocker Crotch Shot

After admitting to posing for nude photos, Britney Spears STAN Chris Crocker recently stimulated his own variation of a Britster Crotch Shot. Not Safe For Work After The Jump

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On October 26th 2007, KAren wrote:
OMG, i think im gonna puke
On October 27th 2007, Stella wrote:
that’s disgusting…
On October 27th 2007, rose wrote:
Yuck!!!!
On October 28th 2007, Tiana wrote:
His dick looks like it stinks.
On October 28th 2007, Chrastopha wrote:
AHAHAHA yay
On October 31st 2007, Helene wrote:
Uglyest ever!!!!
On November 2nd 2007, Jay wrote:
hahaha, that kid is so damn funny. he’s fucking crazy. i don’t see why people get so worked up about him, he’s obviously an actor. he reminds me of andy warhol for some reason.
On November 12th 2007, Andrea wrote:
eww. omg I’m officialy blinded!
I think im gonna barf.
On November 14th 2007, MANDY wrote:
OMFG!!
ROFL!!
I LOVE HIM
On November 18th 2007, Alyssa wrote:
He is god.
Haters, get over it.
On November 22nd 2007, allie wrote:
don’t compare that piece of shit to Andy Warhol EVER. Andy was a genious, this guy is just stupid.
Thanks.
On December 12th 2007, Emily wrote:
damn that thing was small!
but at least hes proud of it .. somthin he shouldnt be!
eww omg
On January 4th 2008, no-name wrote:
well, atleast he tried to shave to make it look bigger
On January 12th 2008, nicole wrote:
He’s marrying Carla Bruni isnt he? She’s an amazing singer, I love her music. It was so random and suprising when i heard she was living her…
funny, as always
On January 12th 2008, nicole wrote:
wow, i commented on the wrong video, ignore what i just said! ROFL
On February 9th 2008, john wrote:
wow that thing is small. but id still put that thing in my mouth
On February 16th 2008, hazel young wrote:
hey tiana and all you other people that have a problum with chris why dont you all look in the marror and think about some thing like you all wish you looked as good as he dose when he is dreassed up and his dick dosent look like it smells the only thing i smell is the bull shit comming out of all your mouths and if you smell something its probley your dicks or pussies what ever you all have so shut the fuck up and leave him alone and if ANY OF YOU HAVE A PROBLOME WITH CHRIS YOU TAKE IT UP WITH ME MY EMAIL IS WITCHHAZEL6581@YAHOO.COM OR HAZELYOUNG25@YAHOO.COM ANY TIME BRING IT ON BITCHES
On February 16th 2008, Ronny young wrote:
if any of you ass holes have a problem with chris then you let me know couse i have know prob finding out were you live and come down there and fucking your hole world up you and any friend or family that wants to fuck with chris becouse i told him that i had his back becouse we are friends and i do not say what i don’t mean it is not werth my time so if i were all of you i would shut your fuck pie holes right know or else
On February 23rd 2008, anthony wrote:
sexy
On March 8th 2008, Ashley wrote:
OMFG he has a small Penis LOL thats like the smallest one i have ever seen and i havent too many Dicks HAHA
On March 11th 2008, Collette wrote:
lol! ew!! oh god, thats just nasty.. he’s such a creeper!!!! LMAO…
On March 11th 2008, Heather wrote:
XD no wonder he’s such an angry person
On May 20th 2008, Brittanee. wrote:
hahahahahaha! oh my gawd.
that’s funny as fuckk. =)
On June 30th 2008, lol wrote:
to hazel young. LOL learn to spell you little thirteen year old. Infact most of the people defending him can’t spell worth a shit. Its sad and funny at the same time. Chris’s fans are all little kids…..I see a new Michael Jackson on the rise.
On June 30th 2008, shimmy wrote:
damn no wonder hes gay. Probably couldn’t get a date with that tooth pick.
On July 3rd 2008, michael wrote:
i love chris crocker, but thats a really ugly cock.
On July 5th 2008, NURDY wrote:
EWWW ITS SO SMALLL NOW I C WHY HE’S GAY LMAO BUT OMG FUCKING SMALLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
On July 22nd 2008, Mel wrote:
WOW that was tooo much…or in his case to little…. Information for me
He problly just did it cuz Britney did it………Chris do us ALLL a favor
and keep your panties on
On August 23rd 2008, zumberg the great wrote:
Please, elaborate on what makes Andy Warhol a genius. His “art” came from a period of art that requires nearly no talent or originality whatsoever. I WILL say that he shows more talent than nearly any abstract garbage that rich fuckers eat up nowadays, but the only reason they claim to like that shit is because it makes them feel like they are sophisticated n shit.
all Warhol ever did was take some shit that already existed and repaint it in different colours.
let the flaming begin.
On September 7th 2008, Melissa_xo wrote:
Hahahahahahahahaha thats the smallest dick ive ever seen.
Who would do that with a penis that size ,
Hahaha .
On January 18th 2009, 2783 wrote:
he keeps complaining about other guys not having pubic hair when he shaves his own?! plus his dick too small, it doesn’t even COUNT as a dick
On April 5th 2009, Isaiah wrote:
You know something… it’s not like people ask for it to be small.. so you really shouldn’t make jokes. It’s how God made them, it’s not like they wanted it to be small, it’s just how they are.
Seriously, why joke about something that people have no control over?
It’s completely stupid…
and I love Chris Crocker.
On April 27th 2009, Patrick wrote:
Yeah, but it doesn’t look too small on the earlier nude shots of him elsewhere on this site…something happened to this poor guy sometime after the age of 17 when he still looked relatively normal. I wonder what kind of crowd he hung around with in his later teen years? Probably the product of some really twisted and pathetic peer groups and bad role models. Young gays take heed, what seems like fun and games when you are young, can turn you into a really pathetic freak if you get too immersed in the ‘lifestyle’. My hope is that Chris comes out of this phase he is going through in his life and can express his same-gender-attractions in ways that bring about REAL respect and admiration for being ‘outside the box’.
On May 8th 2009, Fuck it wrote:
its so funny… when people feel like critising on other peoples spelling, they take about 20 minutes going through the comment they are about to post and make all grammatical changes and fix errors… lmao.. and u guys got nuthing better to do with ur lives? baggin on chris crocker when all he does is say fuck u haters… U STILL DONT GET THE MESSAGE??? damn!!! all he does is party, fuck, and say fuck yall haters.. u dont phase him or any1 else… cus u messin with the wrong people dude, u get ur ppl who hate chris and see how many ppl you go up against who luv chris.. beleive me, this pic wont change my mind (it was porbably cold anyway, consider it!! >.>) aand i guarentee you will see me there too… so fuck off bitch ass haters, your wasting precious time out of your already corrupt wasted lives you need to spend time refixing so that god may give your ugly asses a chance to go to heaven….. bitches
On June 29th 2009, VALERiE wrote:
FUCK HiS HATERS!
HES ADORABLE!!!
AWWW!!! iDC i STiLL LOVE HiM