Five-Head’s been sipping the Jesus Juice again…Certainly drunkeness is the only explanation for why the “Umbrella” singer and Chris Brown have requested seats together at tonight’s NBA Finals game in Orlando, Florida — at least that’s the story from Entertainment Tonight.

Ri-Ri! We thought you were over this fool!

Chris, 20, has pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and one count of making criminal threats following his alleged domestic assault against Rihanna last February. On Wednesday, Rihanna was subpoenaed by the by the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office to testify in Chris’ trial later this month.

Somebody please get these children into some good therapy!

UPDATE: False alarm, guys. Chris and Rihanna arrived at tonight’s game separately.